-joke 1-

Little Arbert- Mum,I am glad you called me Albert.

Mum- Why?

Little Albert-Because that is the way my friends at school
call me.

-joke 2-

Little Arbert- Mum,I have learned to write.

Mum-And what did you learn?

Little Arbert-I don`t know.I haven`t learned to read yet