This fellow was walking down the street, when he met his buddy.
His buddy had two black eyes, so he said to him, "How did you get
those two black eyes?"

"Well, we were in church Sunday, and when we stood up to sing a
hymn, the lady in front of me had her dress stuck up in her buns.
So, being the gentleman I am, I reached down, and pulled the
dress free. She turned around, and hit me between the eyes," he
replied.

His friend said, "You mean to tell me that woman hit you so hard
it blacked both eyes?"

"No, said his friend, but when we stood back up to sing another
hymn, I tucked it back up in there for her."