Posted by Kay_I on March 01, 192000 at 08:09:57:
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable. She
asked her mom for a glass of cider.
"Why do you want cider?" asked Mom.
"To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl.
Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass. The little girl
immediately put her hand into the drink.
"It doesn't work!" she yelled.
"What do you mean?" asked Mom.
"Well," sniffed the little girl, "I heard sis say that whenever she
gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
