Preacher & The God
Posted by CP-V on February 25, 19100 at 18:03:37

One day there was this preacher and he was having his usual
sermon when all of a sudden it started raining really,
really, hard!!!! After about 1 full hour of complete
non-stop rain, they started making evacuations because the
whole church was flooding, but the preacher just stood there
in the ankle-deep water.

A guy in a car came up to him and said. "Preacher, Preacher
you better get your butt in here before you drown!!" But the
preacher just replied "Don't worry God will save me." The
man then said" Whatever!" And drove away.

The water was now knee-deep and a guy in a raft came over to
the Preacher and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get
your butt in here before you drown!!"

Despite the second warning the Preacher just stood there and
replied "Don't worry God will save me." The man then said
"Whatever!!" And rowed away in the orange raft.

The water was now waist-deep and a guy in a power boat came
to the Preacher and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get
your butt in here before you drown!!"

Despite the third warning the Preacher just stood there and
replied "Don't worry God will save me." With that the man
said "Whatever!!" and jetted away in the powerboat.

The water was now neck-deep and a guy in a helicopter came
and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get your butt in
here before you drown!!" The man still just stood there and
replied "Don't worry God will save me." And with that the
man said "Whatever" and flew away.

The water then got so deep that the Preacher was sucked
under and died. When he opened his eyes he noticed that he
was in heaven. He then saw God and asked "Oh God!! Why
didn't you save me from that horrible flood?!?"

God then replied " I sent you a car, a raft, a power boat,
and a helicopter!!! What else do you want from me??"


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