Posted by inayath on January 24, 19100 at 08:34:30:
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton both die on the same day. They both go
before Saint Peter to find out if they will be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must
decide which of them will get in.
He asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to
heaven. She takes her top off and says, "Look at these. They're the
most perfect God has ever created, and I am sure it would please him to
be able to see them every day for eternity."
Saint Peter thanks Dolly, and then asks Queen Elizabeth the same
question. Queen Elizabeth then drops her skirt and panties, takes a
bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it.
St. Peter says, "Okay, your majesty, you may go in."
Outraged, Dolly screams, "What in the hell was that all about? I showed
you two of God's greatest creations. She performed a disgusting hygiene
act, and she gets in and I don't."
"Sorry, Dolly," says St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a pair any
day."
