Posted by UU on December 09, 1999 at 14:20:32
Pepito is at home doing his math homework.
Pepito: "Two plus five the son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six the son of a bitch is nine".
In that moment, his mother comes in:
Mother: "Pepito, what are you doing?! Why are you saying that?!"
Pepito: "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
Mother: "And is that what your teacher taught you?"
Pepito: "Yes."
The next day, the mother, worried about the education her son is
receiving, goes to Pepito's school to talk to the teacher.
Mother: "I would like to know what you are teaching my son in math."
Teacher: "Oh, sure. We are learning addition problems."
Mother: "And are you teaching them to say two plus two the son of a
bitch is four?"
Teacher: "No way! What I taught them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH
IS four."
