Posted by Anjula on October 15, 1999 at 16:14:14:
ONCE APON A TIME THERE WAS A TEANAGE COUPLE WHO
WERE DEEP IN LOVE AND ONE DAY THEY BOTH DECIDED
IT WAS TIME THEY HAD SEX. NOW, IT HAPPENED THAT
THE GIRL'S DAD HAD A CHICKEN FARM, SO THE BOY
PLOTTED A WAY TO GO TO HER HOUSE, PRETENDING TO
BUY SOME EGGS. THE BOY GOES TO THE HOUSE AND ASKS
THE EGGS. HER DAD SAYS "PLEASE GO INSIDE, AND MY
DOUGHTER WILL SERVE YOU." AS SOON AS THE BOY
HEARD THIS HE RUSHED THROUGH THE HOUSE AND FOUND
HIS WAY TO THE EGG HOUSE. IT HAPPENED SO THAT THE
GIRL WAS THERE WAITING FOR HIM. SO THEY START
DOING IT. THE GIRL SAYS "PULL IT OUT WHEN YOU ARE
ABOUT TO COME." SO HE DOES, AND HE SPROGS ALL
OVER THE EGG HOUSE. JUST THEN THEY HEAR THE GIRL'S
FATHER COMING TO THE EGG HOUSE. THEY BOTH GOT
DRESSED IN A HURRY AND THE BOY PISSBOLTS
OUT OF THE EGG HOUSE AS FAST AS HE CAN.
THE DAD ASKSD THE GIRL "A BOY CAME TO BUY SOME EGGS,
DID YOU SERVE HIM?" SHE REPLIES "YES FATHER.."
THEN HE REALISES HE WAS STEPPING ON SOMETHING
SLIMY. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" HE ASKS, AND THE
GIRL REPLIES "OH........, THE BOY SAID HE ONLY EATS
THE EGG YOLK SO HE THREW AWAY THE EGG WHITE AND
TOOK ONLY THE EGG YOLK." THEN THE FATHER REPLIES
"WHAT A FOOL!!!! THE EGG WHITE IS THE BEST BIT!!"
THEN HE STARTED LIKING UP ALL THE "EGG WHITES".
THEN WITH A TWISTED FACE HE SAYS TO HIS DOUGHTER
"DOUGHTER, THIS EGG WHITER TASTES AWFUL!!!!!!!
QUICK, GET SOME NEW EGGS AND TAKE IT TO THAT
NICE MAN BEFORE HE EATS TAT YOLK!!!!!!!"
