Posted by Theepan on October 15, 1999 at 15:54:29:
A foot and a penis are talking to each other, and the foot says "I have it so bad in life.
Everyday my owner sticks me into a smelly shoe and walks around on me all day long. My life
sucks." Then the penis says, "you think you have it bad, my owner sticks me into a deep dark
hole that smells like fish every night, and makes me do push-ups until I puke.
