Posted by NIGHT WOLF on October 15, 1999 at 15:50:39:
A bus driver and a priest, died on the same day.
The angel incharge of taking them to heaven told the bus driver to go to heaven first.
The priest said, "I'm a priest, how come a bus driver goes in first?
The angel said, "That's right!!! But when you were speeching, everyone was sleeping.
When he was driving, everyone was praying.
