1) You are Right! - sent by: Rose - Email

There were two guys, and one day they found a house of ill repute. The
first guy goes in. He comes out a few minutes later and says with a
sneer, "My wife is better!"
Then the second guy goes in, comes out and says, "You know what? Your
wife IS better."

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2) Stupid Men - Sent by: Rose - Email

Has it occurred to you how stupid men are - think this out-
If men can run the world why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?"

3) Driving - Sent by: Hector Perera - Email: Hector@hperera.freeserve.co.uk

A Ploiceman saw a couple driving a car with the man putting one hand under her blouse while driving it with one hand on the steering. He didn't want to charge him but just said to the man 'If I were you I would use both hands'. The man said 'I like to use both hands but who is going to hold the steering'.