Note: The jokes are written in a Chinese dialect.

1) Confucious say... Secretary not permenent unless
screwed on desk.

2) Confucious say... Man who takes woman for camping
trip always have one intent.

3) Confucious say... Woman who fly up-side-down
always have crack-up.

4) Confucious say... Man who walks sideways through
aircraft door always going to bangkok.

I'll have more for you guys later!