*** A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the Louvre
where they saw a statue of a nude male.

"What is that?" asked the child pointing to the penis.

"Nothing, nothing at all, Cherie," replied the mother.

"I want one," said the child. The mother tried to focus her
daughter's attention on a more suitable subject, but the
little girl persisted.

"I want one just like that," she kept repeating.

At last the mother said, "If you are a good girl and stop
thinking about it now, when you grow up, you will have one."

"And if I'm bad?" asked the little one.

"Then," sighed the mother, "You will have many."