Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest
children?
A: Ask your mom.

Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's
restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."

Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be
friends."

Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and
a yeast
infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat.

Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy
boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going
to think we're
nuts.

Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's
Day. What do single
guys
have?
A: Palm Sunday

Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you
feel.

Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can
still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws
old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.