Sex Education
Posted by Rosy on July 30, 1999 at 07:07:55

A little girl ran out to the backyard where her father was working,
and asked him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Like a good father, he sat her down and told her all about the
birds and the bees. He told her about conception, sexual intercourse,
sperms and eggs etc. He also told her about puberty, menstruation,
erections and wet dreams.
Then he thought, What the Hell, and decided to tell her the works. He
described masturbation, anal sex, oral sex, group sex, pornography,
bondage and discipline, sadomasochism, rape, pedophilia, homosexuality,
bestiality, sex toys, etc.
His daughter was bloody awestruck with this sudden influx of
bizarre new knowledge. Noticing the puzzled look on her face, he
asked, "So what did you want to know about sex for?"
His little girl replied, "Mummy said lunch would be ready in a
couple of secs..."

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