Tennis Ball
Posted by Rosy on July 27, 1999 at 06:41:48:

I hope you are not an avid tennis player, because there are 'Hazards in playing tennis' -
like what happened to this guy, I hope it would not happen to you....

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new
tennis ball and seeing no one around and thinking it might belong
to someone, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.

On his way home he stopped at the pedestrian crossing,
waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to
him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked.

"Tennis ball" came the breathless reply.

"Oh" said the girl sympathetically,
"That must be painful ... I suffered from tennis elbow once."

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