A man appears before the judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says:
"Please tell me why are you seeking a divorce?"

"Because" the main says "I live in a two-story house."

The judge replies, "What kind of reason is that?
What is the big deal about a two story house?"

The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is "I have a headache" and
the other story is "Its that time of the month."

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