A Practical Lesson
Posted by Rosy on July 27, 1999 at 06:35:58:

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are
spending the day at the local zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting,
pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal
jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk
through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy
gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape (no pun intended).

He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he
grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited
at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He
suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests
she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.

She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that
would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to
tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort
of fan it at him", he says.... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now
he's doing flips.

Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, slings
her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. "Now, tell HIM
you have a headache!

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