One day the travelling dildo salesman visited a new town and went
about plying his wares to all the wives who were home.

He went to the first house and showed the first wife all of his
wares. She thought for a little bit, trying to decide between the
medium-sized pink one, and the large black one. Eventually, she
bought the large black one.

He went to the second house, and showed his dildos to the second
wife. She too, bought the large black dildo.

He went to the third and fourth houses, and all happened as
before.

He went to the fifth house, and showed all of his wares to the
fifth wife. She didn't think a moment before saying "I'll take
the huge silver one." The salesman looked slightly confused for a
second, but went ahead and charged her double what he normally
charged for the large black one.

When he got home that evening his wife asked him how his day had
gone. He replied it had gone well. "How many dildos did you
sell?" she asked.

"Well," he said, "I sold four of the large black
ones............and my thermos."
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