The Pope's sick for a number of months and experts were called in
from all over the world, but no one could diagnose his illness.
Finally a doctor from Switzerland came and immediately hit upon
the cause of the problem.
He said to the Pope, " Your Holiness, 'cos U have lived in a
celibate state all your life, your seminal fluids are literally
choking U to death. Therefor, there is only one cure. U must
have sexual intercourse witha woman !"
The Pope crie out in dismay, "But I can't. I can't. U know the
vows Ive taken. I just cannot."
The Doctor replied, " But Your Holiness, if U don't do this U
will condemn yourself to death. This too, is a mortal sin."
The Pope pondered the problem and said, " I'll retire to my room
for 3 days of prayer, and then I'll make a decision."
At the end of the 3 days, he telephoned the Doctor in Swizerland
and said, " My decision has been made. I will do what U direct.
But please be sure she has BIG TITS!"