THE MATING BULL !!!!
Posted by Hacitha Goonerathna on July 01, 1999 at 06:33:36:
> A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading > down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first > bull and his sign stated: " This bull mated 50 times last > year. " The wife turns to her husband and says, " He mated 50 > times in a year, you could learn from him. " > > They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: " This bull > mated 65 times last year. " The wife turns to her husband and > says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 > times a month. You can learn from this one, also. " > > They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: " This bull > mated 365 times last year. " The wife's mouth drops open and > says, " WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A > DAY!!! You could really learn from this one. " > > The man turns to his wife and says, " Go up and inquire if it > was 365 times with the same cow. "
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