A man and his four year old son are talking,
when his son asks him "Dad, what
does a pussy look like?"
The Dad confused, asks him "
before or after sex?"
The kid says "Ummm before sex"
So the dad says to him
"Well have u ever seen a
beautiful red rose with soft red peddles.
" "yeah" says the son.
"well what about
after sex" he says to his dad.
His dad replies
" Have you ever seen a bulldog
eating mayyonaise"

Wasn't that a good one ??