A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they
don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to
give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor
says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give
the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.

"It's worth a try," he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the
priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going
to believe this."

"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"

"You gave birth to a child."

"But that's impossible!"

"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One
day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your
father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"

The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."