Spiritualism and Reincarnation
Posted by Bal Vallah on April 17, 1999 at 02:45:37:

Two lovers interested in spiritualism and reincarnation vowed that if either died, the
one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after
their dying.

As luck would have it, a few weeks later the young man died in a car wreck. True to
her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.

At a seance, she called out, "John, dear John; this is Martha. Do you hear me, John?"

A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes, Martha, this is John; I can hear you."

Martha tearfully asked, "Oh, John, what's it like where you are?"

"It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."

"What do you do all day?"

"Well, Martha, we are up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, then it's nothing but
sex until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then we have sex again until five.
After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep around 11 p.m."

Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what Heaven really is like?"

"Heaven? I'm not in Heaven, Martha."

"Then, where are you?"

"I'm a jack rabbit in Arizona!"

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