At School
Posted by LANKA on April 17, 1999 at 01:58:35:

AT SCHOOL ONE DAY THE TEACHER HEARD
CAT NOISES COMING FROM THE CLASS,
SO SHE DISCOVERED LITTLE JIMMY
WITH A CAT UP HIS JUMPER,
SHE SAID WHY HAVE YOU GOT YOUR
CAT AT SCHOOL,
LITTLE JIMMY STARTED CRYING AN EXPLAINED
THAT HE WOKE THAT MORNING
TO HEAR THE POSTMAN SAY TO HIS MUMMY
"I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR PUSSY TODAY".

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