A nun was walking along a lonely path when a man jumped out from
behind some bushes, grabbed her, and had his way with her. After he
was done, he said, "Well, sister, now that I have had my way with
you, what will you tell your God?"

"I will say"; replied the nun, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
I was walking along a lonely path, when a man jumped out from behind
some bushes, grabbed me and had his way with me, twice..."
"That is,"; said the nun, looking at him, "if you are not too tired..?"