>The following are a sampling of REAL answers
> received on exams given by the California
> Department of Transportation's driving school
> (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation
> offenders.)
>
> Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is
> crossing the road?
> A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
>
> Q: Who has the right of way when four cars
> approach a four-way stop at the same time?
> A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the
> bumper sticker saying, 'Guns don't kill people. I
> do.'
>
> Q: What are the important safety tips to remember
> when backing your car?
> A: Always wear a condom.
>
> Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
> A: Your car.
>
> Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an
> accident?
> A: Be too sh*t-faced to find your keys.
>
> Q: What problems would you face if you were
> arrested for drunk driving.
> A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
>
> Q: What changes would occur in yourlifestyle if
> you could no longer drive lawfully?
> A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
>
> Q: What are some points to remember when passing
> or being passed?
> A: Make eye contact and wave 'hello' if he/she is
> cute.
>
> Q: What is the difference between a flashing red
> traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic
> light?
> A: The color.
>
> Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
> A: Heavy psychedelics.
>
> Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic
> problem?
> A: Carry loaded weapons.