>A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her
>life by throwing herself into the
>ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed
>her tears, took pity on her, and
>said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the
>morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on
>my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
>Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her
>shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
>
>The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night,
>the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in
>a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches
>and a piece of fruit, and they made
>passionate love until dawn.
>
>Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the
>captain. 'What are you doing here?' the
>captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an
>arrangement with one of the sailors. He's
>taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."
>
>The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island
>Ferry.'