Perfect Husband

Posted by Rooban on March 31, 1999 at 06:18:38:

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
>'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run
>away from me and is great in bed.'
>She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect
>at her door one day. The man she met
>said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so
>I won't run away."
>So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
>Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

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