Queen Visists Hospital
Posted by Rooban on March 31, 1999 at 06:17:51:

>The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and
>during her tour of the floors she passed a
>room where a male patient was masturbating.
>"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning
>of this???"
>The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man
>has a very serious condition where the
>testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a
>day, they would explode and he would most
>likely die instantly."
>"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
>On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
>patient a blow job.
>"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
>The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

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