Don't Speak
Posted by Bal Vallah on February 19, 1999 at 03:20:04:

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's
missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the
seal should be.

Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his
new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what
happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a
while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to
speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to
the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So steve decides to have a
little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front
of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat
performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little
happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers
his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his
girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams,


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