Now You Tell Me!
Posted by Bal Vallah on February 14, 1999 at 21:31:39:

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. He knew nothing whatsoever about the game
of golf, but thought he might give it a try.

He called a local pro for lessons. The pro showed him the proper stance and swing. Once they got on
to the first green he said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag and you'll be fine." The novice teed
up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped just a few
inches from the hole.

"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Um, er, well," began the pro, "The object is to hit
the ball into the cup."

"Oh, well that's just great!" said the beginner in a very disgusted tone...

"...NOW you tell me!"

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