Please Shave your Beard
Posted by Bal Vallah on February 14, 1999 at 21:29:50:

A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she
requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard,
but I would really love to see your handsome face." James
replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it.
She would kill me!"

"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice.
"Oh really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!" The
girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.

That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was

The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face and replied "Oh,
Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"

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