A man walks into a bar and orders three double shots of 12 year old scotch. As soon as the bartender hands them to the man he begins drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender thinks that this is unusual and says, " your supposed to sip those, is there any reason why you are drinking them so fast?"
"Well today's the day of my first blowjob", the man says.
"Well let me get you one on the house then", the bartender says.
The man says, " no thanks if three won't kill the taste nothing will."