Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created pussy to their design.

First was a butcher
smart with wit
using a knife,
he gave it a slit

second was a carpenter
strong and bold
with a hammer and chisel
he gave it a hole

third was a tailer
tall and thin
by using red velvet
he lined it within

fourth was a fisherman
nasty as hell
threw in fish
and gave it a smell

fifth was a preacher
whose name was McGee
he touched it and bless it
and said it could pee

finally came a trucker
a hairy little runt
he sucked it and fucked it
and called it a cunt