Angry wife in court to magistrate:" Your honour, my husband is a f....... monster

Magistrate: " What do you mean by F..........monster?

Wife: " He wants it every night "

Magistrate: " So what? that's what he married you for."

Wife: "But he wants it in a very unnatural way!"

Magistrate:" Now that's different. Tell me."

Wife:" well he wants it with the lights on"