Alligator Shoes and Professional Wrestlers
Posted by B. Vallah on December 17, 1998 at 21:00:23:
A professional wrestler went vacation in the depths of Louisiana and decided he wanted to get a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, he shouted, "maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!" The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a couple of your friends who were in here earlier saying the same thing." So the our friend headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came upon two men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "those must be the other two professional wrestlers the guy in town was talking about." Just then, he saw a tremendously long gator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of wrestlers. Just as the gator was about to attack, the wrestler grabbed its neck with both hands and strangled it to death with very little effort. Then both wrestlers dragged it on shore and flipped it on its back. Laying nearby were several more of the creatures. One of the wrestlers then exclaimed, "Darned, this one doesn't have any shoes either!"
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