Thanlsgiving
Posted by inayath on November 24, 1998 at 07:44:53:

THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T
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"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"


"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."


"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."


"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"


"Are you ready for seconds yet?"


"Are you going to come again next time?"


"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"


"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"


"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."


"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at
once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"


"You still have a little bit on your chin."


"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."


"How long will it take after you stick it in?"


"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."


"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"


"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"


"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."


"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

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