Bob took his grandson Mikey fishing one day, Bob lit up a cigarette and opened up a beer, Mikey asked him if he can try a cigarette and have a beer with him, Bob replied to him, can your penis touch your asshole Mikey, Mikey replied no, Bob told him that he was still too young to have a cigarette or a beer.
Later on that afternoon Mikey took some cookies and started eating them, Bob asked Mikey for a cookie, Mikey replied, can your penis touch your asshole grandpa, Bob replied yes, than go fuck yourself grandma made these cookies for me, replied Mikey.