This one guy was at a movie theater and he was sprawled out across 3 seats.

The usher came by and told the guy to move. The guy mumbled but didn't move.

The usher went and got the manager. The manager said to the man, "Sir, if you don't move, I'll call
the police to have you removed." They guy mumbled, but didn't move.

So the manager called the police. The policeman said to the man, "Hey mister. What's your name?"

The man said, "Pete."

The cop asked, "Where ya from, Pete?"

"The balcony."