Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she
gave the guys a
deal. "You can pay by the inch." When the first man comes back out his
friends ask,
"How much did she charge you?" "$75 dollars," said the first. The second
guy goes in
and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud of their prowess.
The third man
goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two.
$40 dollars
replies the third. The first two start laughing hysterically. "Hey guys,"
replied the third,
"I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!!!