The Dead Hare
Posted by Bal Vallah on November 02, 1998 at 00:17:40:
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can!! He ran over to the woman and asked, "What is in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores |