Assortment of Jokes
Posted by BRITTAINY, thamby on November 01, 1998 at 23:08:34:

CLINTON IN OZ - sent by: BRITTAINY - E-mail: DESTINY664
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BILL CLINTON HILLARY CLINTON
AND AL GORE WERE ALL IN KANSAS ONE DAY WHEN
A HUGE TWISTER CAME AND WISKED THEM
AWAY TO THE LAND OF OZ
AL GORE STANDS UP AND SAYS OH GREAT MAYBE I CAN
FINALLY GET A BRAIN
HILLARY STANDS UP AND SAYS OH GREAT MAYBE I CAN
FINALLY GET SOME COURAGE
BILL STANDS UP AND SAYS HEY WHERES DOROTHY?

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understanding - sent by: thamby - E-mail: thamby@shaw.wave.ca
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One guy just came to Canada and he was looking for a
job. He went a company to ask for job and they gave
him a application to fill out. He was filling out
the application and he was answering most of the quetions
then they ask * SEX* he was confused then he wrote down
*Once a week*

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blind - sent by: Thamby - E-mail:
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There was blind man went to hospital for surgery
after the surgery he got his sight back. One day
he was travelling in a train, while the train went through
a tunnel he commited suicide
Why did the guy commited suicide?

did u guys get it, he thought he lost his sight again

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