Clinton The President - Sent by : izybona - E-mail: izyboy@yahoo.com
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Q. What is the similarity between Monica's panty and the American flag ?

A. Both come down at his command!

Titanic/Clinton - sent by GROOVY!!!!! - E-mail: GrenJello5@AOL.com
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Presedent Clinton, Presedent Bush, and Presedent Nixon were all on Titacic. Well, theboat hit the ice burg and started sinking. Presedent Nixon says "Women and children first!!!!!" Bush says "Screw all the wemon and children!!!!!" Then Clinton says "Do we have time?"