adult snippet - submitted by FULL MONTY - E-mail: full_monty_part2@yahoo.com

Q. Why do womens get periods?
Ans: Because they deserve it.

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Clinton - submitted by Frank - E-mail: dgd@gte.net.com

What does Monica Lewinski and an atm machine have in common??????/
They both have a slot that says stick ``Bill'' here!!!!!

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10 reasons that are wrong with guys these days.... - submitted by Kate - E-mail: gossipmaster@hotmail.com

There are 10 things that are wrong with guys these days......

1. they are all gettin uglier by the second.
2. they have no lives
3. they have nothihn' better to do than masterbate
4. all they do is dream
5. guys can't think right
6. guys never have REAL fun
7. some guys are too tall
8. guys can't talk right
9. all skaters kiss butt and don't kick it

AND

10..

ALL GUYS DON'T HAVE BIG ENOUGH DICKS