A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following
an interfaith meeting.

The Jew, bragging on his virility said, "I Have four sons. One more and
I'll have a basketball team."

The Catholic, pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's
nothing, boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."

To which the Mormon replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I have 17
wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."