An Englishman, an American and a Sinhala man are called
upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says. "I think I can
empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector. "Ok, 10
bottles". And themachine is silent. The American says. "I think
I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector.
"all right, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.
The Sinhala man says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the
machine.

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Having lost his donkey a Banda, got down to his
knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,"Your
donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?
The Banda replied "I am thanking Him for seeing
to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time,otherwise I
would have been missing too."

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Appugami saw that his friend Banda was
very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Appugami.
"Man, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . ""How come ?"
"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between SriLanka and England was
being shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that SriLanka
would win, but I lost the bet."
" But that's only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"
" Man, I bet on the highlights too!"

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A Sinhala man with two red ears went to his doctor. The
doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he
answered,"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but
instead of picking up the phone accidentallypicked up
the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor
exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to
your other ear?" "That son of a bitch called back
after sometime"