The Diner - sent by Terry E-mail: tharr@kuntrynet.com
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So there was this guy that walked into a diner.
He looked at the menu and the first two things were:
Grilled cheese sandwitch.......$ 2.00
Hand job.....$10.00
So the guy yells at the waitress and says
" Are you the person that gives the hand jobs?? "
The woman said " Yes I am.."
So the guy said " Then wash your hands before you make me a grilled cheese sandwich! "

Dirty - sent by PPPUUUNNNK E-mail: PPPUUUNNNK@aol.com
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IF I HAD A ROOSTER AND YOU HAVE A DONKEY, AND YOUR DONKEY ATE MY ROOSTER'S FEET OFF WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?

YOU WOULD HAVE 2 FEET OF MY COCK IN YOUR ASS!

101 - sent by Men In Black!! E-mail: X_joke@hotmail.com
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Q: What is Pauline Hanson's Favorite Film????

A:101 Dam asians