A large, powerfully built guy meets a woman at a bar, and after several
drinks, they go back to his place. As they are getting ready for the
act,
he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms, and says,
"See
that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says,
referring
to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of
dynamite!"
She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs
her
purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she
is
able to leave, and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite, and such a short fuse, I was
afraid you were about to blow!"