There was an old couple celebrating their 30th anniversary. They went to the same hotel that they went to on their honeymoon. The wife went into the bathroom and striped off her clothes as she had done 30 years ago. her husband was waiting for her on the bed.
"What were you thinking 30 years ago, when i was like this?" said the wife.
"I was thinkin' that i was gonna screw your brains and suck ur tits dry." said the husband.
"Now what are you thinking?"
"I'm thinkin' that i did a pretty good job of it!"