Posted by Maverick on March 14, 1997 at 04:41:15:
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big The wolf jumps up and runs away!!! Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the track Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams...
Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
again,
this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
"Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit!".
